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It was a normal evening. You were just sitting in your room, playing some games that Kiku showed you recently. Yep, just minding your own business… when someone knocked on your door.

Sighing, you lazily got up to open the door until you heard a voice.

"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!"

Cue Alfred storming into your room with a battering ram.

A battering ram.

You knitted your brows. How many more things was he going to destroy in your house? Seriously, your car, your table, your printer… what more was he planning to destroy? Your computer?! A malicious glare appeared on your face. No way was he destroying your precious!

"Alfred… boyfriends don't destroy their girlfriends' belongings! Do you know how expensive it is to get that wall fixed? Do you?!"

"Come on now, don't be like that, bro! Whatever, I wanted to ask you something! Would you like to-"

"No," came your reply, cutting him off. You had absolutely no idea what he was going to ask, but knowing him it would get you into a lot of trouble. You really didn't need this. What happened to that normal evening? That one horror game with the big purplish troll seemed really appealing…

"[F/NNNNNN]- please listen! I promise this is gonna be good!" he whined.

You sighed. Why did he have to be so cute? I mean, just look at those puppy eyes! Who could blame you for giving in?

"Ooookay then. You get a minute. Go," you replied.

"Okay, so you know how I recently started my youtube channel? Well I've got an extreme amount of subscribers already! Can you believe it? Anyway,  on youtube there's this trend named 'My boyfriend does my make-up' and I wanted to do it because it's really fun! I promise I will make you beau-ti-full!" he said, accelerating and shouting the last part.

You cocked your head to the side. 'My boyfriend does my make-up'? You'd never heard of that. Then again, you were never that much into those popular trends on youtube. Thank Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black for that. Well whatever, he promised to make you beautiful right?

Alfred couldn't be that bad of a make-up artist right?

He is America, right?

Well you were wrong. Except for the latter question, because, you know, he is America.

Maybe you should've watched those videos first. I mean, he was applying blush on your neck and used eyeliner on your forehead to draw ice cream cones! But you were a good girlfriend so you just went along with it. It wasn't like you were that good in make-up.

After about 15 minutes of Alfred acting like a fashionista, and you often questioning just what he was doing, you looked absolutely horrible. Words couldn't describe your confusion and embarrassment.

"Alfred, what the heck! You said you were good at this!" you snapped at him.

He laughed. "Hahaha! The hero is good at everything! Especially this trend!"

And then he actually showed you what those videos were really about. You could laugh it off, but you were still kind of angry at him for not telling you what he was actually going to do.

All in all it was a good laugh for the both of you.

Until you discovered 'My girlfriend does my make-up'.

Bitch Please.

I felt like writing crack. Which this is.

Complete and utter crack, jongeeeeeee.

:iconcuteamericaplz: (c) :iconhimaruyaplz:
You (c) :iconsexyamericaplz:
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Epichalogirl Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Artist

Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...! 

HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fairy odd parents! :D this is awesome!
paraPitsu Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol :iconprussiaumadplz:
XShadow-Wolf-DemonX Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Writer
Fairly Oddparents reference in a Hetalia fic?

paraPitsu Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes <333
XShadow-Wolf-DemonX Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student Writer
xXYanderePandaXx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hetalia+Fairy Odd Parents+Ao Oni= :iconthisplz: YOU MUST DO MY GIRLFRIEND DOES MY MAKE-UP.
DO IT OR DIE :stare: nah jk XD If you do it I will love you forever~ ;;A;;
paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
eehehehhe xD
canadaxjasmine Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
:iconfluttershyyayplz: :iconbrohugplz: i love this
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