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It was a normal evening. You were just sitting in your room, playing some games that Kiku showed you recently. Yep, just minding your own business… when someone knocked on your door.

Sighing, you lazily got up to open the door until you heard a voice.

"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!"

Cue Alfred storming into your room with a battering ram.

A battering ram.

You knitted your brows. How many more things was he going to destroy in your house? Seriously, your car, your table, your printer… what more was he planning to destroy? Your computer?! A malicious glare appeared on your face. No way was he destroying your precious!

"Alfred… boyfriends don't destroy their girlfriends' belongings! Do you know how expensive it is to get that wall fixed? Do you?!"

"Come on now, don't be like that, bro! Whatever, I wanted to ask you something! Would you like to-"

"No," came your reply, cutting him off. You had absolutely no idea what he was going to ask, but knowing him it would get you into a lot of trouble. You really didn't need this. What happened to that normal evening? That one horror game with the big purplish troll seemed really appealing…

"[F/NNNNNN]- please listen! I promise this is gonna be good!" he whined.

You sighed. Why did he have to be so cute? I mean, just look at those puppy eyes! Who could blame you for giving in?

"Ooookay then. You get a minute. Go," you replied.

"Okay, so you know how I recently started my youtube channel? Well I've got an extreme amount of subscribers already! Can you believe it? Anyway,  on youtube there's this trend named 'My boyfriend does my make-up' and I wanted to do it because it's really fun! I promise I will make you beau-ti-full!" he said, accelerating and shouting the last part.

You cocked your head to the side. 'My boyfriend does my make-up'? You'd never heard of that. Then again, you were never that much into those popular trends on youtube. Thank Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black for that. Well whatever, he promised to make you beautiful right?

Alfred couldn't be that bad of a make-up artist right?

He is America, right?

Well you were wrong. Except for the latter question, because, you know, he is America.

Maybe you should've watched those videos first. I mean, he was applying blush on your neck and used eyeliner on your forehead to draw ice cream cones! But you were a good girlfriend so you just went along with it. It wasn't like you were that good in make-up.

After about 15 minutes of Alfred acting like a fashionista, and you often questioning just what he was doing, you looked absolutely horrible. Words couldn't describe your confusion and embarrassment.

"Alfred, what the heck! You said you were good at this!" you snapped at him.

He laughed. "Hahaha! The hero is good at everything! Especially this trend!"

And then he actually showed you what those videos were really about. You could laugh it off, but you were still kind of angry at him for not telling you what he was actually going to do.

All in all it was a good laugh for the both of you.

Until you discovered 'My girlfriend does my make-up'.

Bitch Please.
Ehehehe.

I felt like writing crack. Which this is.

Complete and utter crack, jongeeeeeee.

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HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fairy odd parents! :D this is awesome!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah!
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HisokaIshi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Lol :iconprussiaumadplz:
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XShadow-Wolf-DemonX Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Writer
Fairly Oddparents reference in a Hetalia fic?

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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes <333
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XShadow-Wolf-DemonX Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Student Writer
:iconfbthumbsupplz:
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xXYanderePandaXx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hetalia+Fairy Odd Parents+Ao Oni= :iconthisplz: YOU MUST DO MY GIRLFRIEND DOES MY MAKE-UP.
DO IT OR DIE :stare: nah jk XD If you do it I will love you forever~ ;;A;;
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
eehehehhe xD
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canadaxjasmine Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
:iconfluttershyyayplz: :iconbrohugplz: i love this
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe thank you <3
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hetalialuvr46 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hahah i love the Ao - Oni and the Fairy Odd Parents refrences
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you xD
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hetalialuvr46 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ur welcome
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Lady-Koisuki Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Lol @ Fairly Odd Parents reference :3
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe yes
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littlecookiefan Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fairly Odd Parents, Alfred, and at the end use of meme. What could one want more? :3
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ehehehehe yesss
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Angelyra Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
'My girlfriend does my make-up'? Alfred better be afraid.
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
indeed xD
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Dusky-ness Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh gosh, Fairly Odd Parents. I remember when that and Spongebob were the shows with the most crack...Why America?!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahaha yes xD
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gottaluvkyo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FAIRLY ODD PARENTS REFERENCE!!! FTW! XD
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yessss
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gottaluvkyo Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D:D
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Gwen1661 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your boyfriend by coming in anyway!" XD I just remembered Fairy Odd Parents XD

Good old times...
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD yessss!
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drawingaddict0227 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fairly odd parents reference! XD
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
righto!
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ItsARetard Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
MY PRECIOUS :icongolemplz: ......
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HeartOfFireSoulOfIce Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LoTR reference!!! Sorry I had to point that out, and that I completely agree with you XD
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ItsARetard Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
lol yeah XD Golem
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconheplz: ehehehhe
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KenkoSpellCaster Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That first sentence !! OMG fairly odd parents reference!!!

Yes this story is win~!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you <3
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Mforever12 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
TROLOLOL I love how he's drawing Ice Cream cones on your head. CX
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD ikr
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Mforever12 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
Lol I'd let him do that to me any day.
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hehe wouldya?
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Mforever12 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
DANG RIGHT I WOULD!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes!
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NMHOP123 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
You wrote the reader part so well! I could legit see myself thinking and saying all of this!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you! I tried to keep it as realistic as possible
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DarkAngelicNightmare Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Alfred...I'll kill him.
That simple.
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha, good luck 8'D
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Shoujo-Slytherin Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student Writer
Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard!! XD Oh Alfred...
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha, that's the intention 8'D he's so silly but adorkable <3
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Shoujo-Slytherin Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student Writer
I know!
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LetMeBelieve Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Fairly odd parents reference!! Haha love this!
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paraPitsu Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yesss <3 lotsa secret refs in here.
Thank you 8'D
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